I am the Future

I'll Take FAIL for $2000 Alex

2008-11-15T01:59:00.004-05:00

(Lifted from Ciara-news.newlib.com)

R+B beauty CIARA has a stage alter ego named SUPER C.
The Goodies hitmaker, full name Ciara Princess Harris, has followed in the footsteps of superstar Beyonce Knowles and given an identity to the confident, fearless women she becomes when she steps onstage.
And Ciara reveals Super C will be more prominent on her forthcoming third album, Fantasy Ride.
She tells Right On magazine, "When I'm performing, I'm just having fun, letting go and not even trying to think too much about what's going on. I know that I am here to perform and it's time to rock it.
"You become another person. Another person inside of me totally surfaces when it comes to performing - Ciara, buh-bye, all right Super C. Super C is a character that people will learn more about on this record.
"That is my alter ego. Super C doesn't hold back. She is definitely aggressive. She goes hard. Super C can do some magical and funky things. She works hard. She dances to the 10th power. She does everything to the 10th power.
"It's funny, I haven't quite gotten her together but I need to have her. She can be a cartoon character or a superhero. There are so many things that you'll get from Super C and that's what is fun about Fantasy Ride."
Knowles has long called her alter ego Sasha, who she reveals inspired the name of her new album, I Am... Sasha Fierce.

SIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can Ciara and Super C please just SAT DOWN and take 'Sasha Fierce' (SEOD) with you?! This ish here makes me want to buy a Rihanna reloaded CD. JUST PERFORM BISHES!!!! Look at Janet. She's shy and sweet offstage and a straight freak onstage. You don't see her calling herself Super Pleasure Principal. Its really not that deep. I don't know why these people think that multiple personalities are cute. It ain't. Just ask Cybil.

Moving Pictures: Janell Monae

2008-11-15T01:47:00.002-05:00

I'm probably late as hell on this but I just saw this on tv for the first time soooo... Janell Monae: This is her video for the song Many Moons. I like this video-except the part where she's performing on stage. I feel like I'm watching an exorcism when she starts "dancing". Anyways, I like this and she's pretty, but... I don't see this going anywhere. I think Diddy might've put another nail in another singer's career. What do you think?

SEOD..Really?

2008-10-28T00:14:00.004-04:00

Why Why Why?!!!

Why am I seeing these things on people in the middle of fucking October?! Are these lightskinned people stupid? I've seen about 15 people wearing flip flops as well as tshirts and shorts -since fall started. We are in the mountains. Recently the temps have been hitting the high 40's-at the most. OOH WOW! Let me break out the grill! The other day I saw a guy barefoot and in a tshirt walking thru campus. I just about had a heart attack and died. Unbelievable.These are the same dumbasses who wear uggs all summer. These backwards ass dummies. I am so flabbergasted. If I ever tried to wear flipflops in 45 degree weather, my mother would drive the 5 1/2 hours it takes to get here from Philly, and whip my ass. These bishes are crazy. Okay I'm done. I just had to rant for a bit.......But it can't just be me can it? It can't be.

Sorry...

2008-10-27T16:32:00.002-04:00

Sorry for the lack of updates..... College has been trying to kick my ass and steal my 3.8Qpa so I had to show IUP who's boss. LOL. Anyway, midterms is over so I'll have more time to dedicate to the blog. Plus I got a new laptop-YAY!-so I can update whenever and not worry about lab hours and things. So... that's all 4 now.

Let me just say the following b4 I go:

My thoughts and prayers go out to Jennifer Hudson and her family during this trying time. Peace and Blessings to them all.

So be on the lookout for more shenanigans from your collegegirl and DON'T 4GET TO VOTE FOR OBAMA NOVEMBER 4, 2008. I'm just saying.......

This nucka here....

2008-10-04T16:52:00.004-04:00

LAS VEGAS, Nevada (CNN) -- O.J. Simpson faces the prospect of spending the rest of his life in prison after he and co-defendant Clarence "C.J." Stewart were found guilty on 12 charges, including armed robbery and kidnapping.Friday's verdicts came 13 years to the day after a Los Angeles jury acquitted Simpson of killing his former wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and her friend Ronald Goldman.
Goldman's father, Fred Goldman, was thrilled with the result.
"We're absolutely thrilled to see that the potential is that he could spend the rest of his life in jail, where the scumbag belongs," Goldman said Saturday. "Right now, there is not much more to say other than we're going to wait to find out what else happens."
The Las Vegas jury reached its verdict after about 13 hours of deliberations Friday.

I've gotta be honest.... Better late than never. He thought that GOD forgot. GOD didn't forget dumbass. SMDH..

Homecoming Weekend

2008-10-03T15:27:00.003-04:00

Its homecoming weekend this weekend here at IUP. YAY! Why did I think that homecoming meant the football teams first home game? I'm so slow. Anyway, this is a notorious party school apparently-and predominately white- so I'm trying to mentally prepare myself for this:

My sister and her friend Cece are coming up so that's cool. Cece is tripping about the public bathroom arrangement though. She told me she has a fear of nakedness and I of course was like:

A fear of nakedness? So you take showers fully clothed? Silly Goose. Anyway, this is my first homecoming.....as a student :) so I'm interested to see how it goes. This is a party school so my roommate is leaving this weekend. She's getting the hell out of dodge like:

Thats cool though. She's only 19 and i'm 21 and I want some alcohol, which Cece is bringing me despite the fact that this is a "dry campus":

to hell with a dry campus, I just want a drink so I can FTFO like the rest of them:

Another episode of ... That's on your IPod?

2008-10-03T15:20:00.003-04:00

Going thru my ipod I ran across these two gems. These joints r hot so don't hate. I just can't believe that I paid 4 these songs. What was I thinking?

Shabba Ranks-Ting a ling

The vid pic says x-tra naked. Does anyone really wanna see him naked? How about x-tra clothed? Where is he now anyway? Never mind, I really don't care.

Cajmere-Percolator

You know damn well that's your shit. Why do i have the remix on here too? Cancel my itunes account please! lol.

More Shenanigans...

2008-10-01T14:32:00.004-04:00

Castrillo de Murcia, Spain, lacks a "running of the bulls" tradition, but since 1620, it has included in its annual El Colacho festival a "leaping over the babies." In late May, the town's infants are laid on mattresses in the village square, and people in red-and-yellow devil costumes jump over them and keep running, to symbolize the vanquishing of demons from their lives. [Spiegel, 8-28-08]

Can I just say that there is no effing way that you're jumping over my damn baby!!!!! What in the child abuse hell is that about?! No, that is unnacceptable.

And check this out:

The Nebraska legislature's new "safe haven" law for unwanted babies, like other states' laws, allows them to be dropped off anonymously at hospitals to discourage abortions (and neglect by unfit parents). However, unlike other states' laws, Nebraska's applies not just to infants, but "minors," because, said Sen. Tom White, "All children deserve our protection." In September, the first two non-infants were abandoned, as exasperated parents gave up on rebellious sons aged 11 and 15, and critics say the law could apply to those up to age 19. [Lincoln Journal Star, 9-15-08]

How do you abandon a 15 year old? Ain't they old enough to fend for they damnself? I.Can.Not.Deal. with that shit today. And how do you abandon a 19 year old? They should've been out your damn house!! Lightskinned people are a trip. a T.R.I.P.

Suicide Jumper!

2008-09-30T14:25:00.002-04:00

You can't tell me that isn't funny.
Improv Everywhere

I'm sorry this is funny

2008-09-28T15:21:00.001-04:00

God please don't strike me down.

The Baby was okay though.

That's not news!

2008-09-28T15:15:00.003-04:00

What's next? Rueben Studdard announcing Yes, I'm Fat?

This is so cool, I want to do this

2008-09-28T14:42:00.003-04:00

This is amazing. I am officially impressed and jealous. I need to get to New York and sign up for this. Pronto! These people are called Improv Everywhere and you can signup to do these improv events with them. Anyway, they have a bunch of vids but these are my 2 favs. Check them out:

Frozen Grand Central

Slo-mo Home Depot

How pregnancy happens

2008-09-28T14:39:00.001-04:00

I saw this the other night with my roommate and died 4 times over. Planned Parenthood ain't shit! LMAO

I love Seth McFarlane

2008-09-22T15:23:00.002-04:00

Whatever he makes I'll watch. Here's a clip of something he's working on in the vein of Family Guy:

When he sneezed I fell out. Seth McFarlane is a nutcase, but I love him.

He wants it so 'Ye gotta give it to him..

2008-09-19T15:27:00.007-04:00

According to Billboard:

In what could be a repeat of their battle for marketplace domination last September, 50 Cent and Kanye West will release new albums a week apart in December.An Interscope representative confirms 50's "Before I Self Destruct" will arrive Dec. 9, while West's "808's and Heartbreak" is due Dec. 16 via Def Jam. In its debut week last year, West's "Graduation" easily outsold 50's "Curtis," both of which came out Sept. 11.

50 doesn't want Kanye to embarrass him again. He can't possibly want that. I am waiting on pins and needles for this new 'Ye project though. I've heard the rumors that he's singing on the whole joint and I hope that's not true, but either way, I'm a fan so I'm looking forward to this. 50's project-not so much. I used to like 50 when he actually had a bit of substance and used his skills for more than bickering like a bitch. This new album of his is supposed to be more lyical-I'll believe it when I hear it.

Poor Ashanti

2008-09-19T15:27:00.004-04:00

According to Billboard:

Ashanti's latest album, "The Declaration," reached No. 6 on The Billboard 200 and has sold more than 230,000 copies in the United States, according to Nielsen Soundscan.

That's it? That's It? I think Kelly Rowland sold more than that. I'm not surprised though because 'The way that I loved you' and 'Good Good' are the best tracks on that entire album and that's not really saying anything. I remember when Ashanti was going gold in the first week and sweeping the Billboard Awards. Oh the memories..... Ya'll need to stop being Foolish and go cop that Declaration album!

Or not.

Another Episode of....That's on your IPOD?

2008-09-19T15:27:00.001-04:00

I have a bunch of stuff on my ipod that shocks even me sometimes. Today's installment is from 1994. Enjoy!

What do you think?

2008-09-18T15:16:00.043-04:00

Artist of the Moment

2008-09-18T15:16:00.042-04:00

Drake is a actor, rapper and singer based in Toronto, CA. I've been feeling his music for a minute now and don't think enough people is on to him so I'm featuring him. He's a rapper that is actually a lyricist. Its rare to find a young male who isn't all about hoes, cash and jewels. Refreshing is the word that I would use to decribe him and his style. When I listen to him I actually see a glimmer of hope for my generation. A GLIMMER OF HOPE.

The first video below is one of my favorite songs by him featuring my future exhusband Trey Songz. Trey doesn't know yet but still... This song is called Replacement Girl. The second is him singing and that track is called Brand New. If you want more info-which you should-than check out his website Thisisdrake.com

My prayers have been answered!!!!!

2008-09-18T15:16:00.041-04:00

All hail Hesus the greatest!!!!

According to Billboard:

After years away from the limelight, Eminem may be releasing a new album this year.The MC admitted he's been producing for his Shady Records artists and himself during a recent appearance on his Sirius satellite radio station, Shade 45, to celebrate the 20th anniversary of Delicious Vinyl Records. Eminem also interviewed MC Masta Ace, who he's long noted as an influence."I'm concentrating on my own stuff right now -just banging out tracks," Eminem said. "The more I keep producing, the better it seems I get. I start knowing stuff, learning the boards like the back of my hands."A representative for Interscope says there is no official release date nor a first single, but confirms that an album may come before the year's end. Eminem's last effort, "Encore," was released in 2004.In addition, 50 Cent spoke to BBC's Radio 1 this week and said fans will be "seeing [Eminem] shortly. He's working. I spent the weekend at his house. Even though he tries to relax and stay home, it's impossible for him to stay in."

Now with this news comes news that Eminem's mom has written her 'memoirs'-aka a tell all about her son. Prefixmag reports:

Eminem’s mom, Debbie Nelson, is set to release her book, My Son Marshall, My Son Eminem: Setting the Record Straight On My Life As Eminem’s Mother, stateside on November 1. The book was released earlier this month in the U.K. and has reportedly sold upwards of 100,000 copies.

Nelson claims the book is her chance to address all the criticism that Eminem has levied against her in his music and in the press over the years. You have to assume it debates just about everything he said about her in “Cleaning Out My Closet” and “My Name Is.”

Even news that this money hungry bitch is tripping isn't enough to bring me down. Eminem in the studio is fantastic news to me. Could Lauryn Hill be next? Uh.....I won't hold my breath on that just yet but still....... HAIL HESUS!!!

T-pain is that you?

2008-09-18T15:16:00.040-04:00

Oh it's PM Dawn. Never mind........

Don't act like that's not T-pain the original. I am not the only one who sees that. I can't be.

If he made more music like this...

2008-09-18T15:16:00.031-04:00

....then his ass wouldn't be irrelevant. Bow Wow is my age, I'm older by 41 days, and when we were 13 I was a fan. When we were 16 I was a fan. Now that we are 21, I'm just disappointed. He is capable of so much more than Peekaboo, I mean Marco Polo. At least when Pharell is penning his shit.

At least he has his 'acting career'. He's featured on Entourage this season and better not fuck up my favorite show. Sidebar-Ari marry me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-Ok I'm good now.

Anywho, this first track is from the best Bow Wow album ever Unleashed-because Jermaine Dupri isn't on it @ all-and it's called The Movement. It was written and produced by Pharell and nem and has a very relevant message.

The second track is Big Dreams from Bow's "I'm grown and a real rapper now" album, Wanted. This song also has a message for the youngins. If he had more music like this and less bullshit, he'd have more respect and clout. But Alas......

It's about time

2008-09-18T15:16:00.026-04:00

According to Billboard:

Pink scores her first solo No. 1 on the Billboard Hot 100 this week with "So What," thanks to digital sales of 253,000 units in the U.S., according to Nielsen SoundScan. The artist previously topped the chart via a 2001 remake of Labelle's "Lady Marmalade" with Christina Aguilera, Mya and Lil' Kim.

I think that it's about time because I like this girl. I think she is actually talented and her music has a message. Her song 'So what' is fire too, and her VMA performance was top notch. Pink kicks ass-period, and her music is in constant rotation on my mother muter*.

So What song:

*Ipod-muting mothers everywhere since 2001

Black Oscars

2008-09-18T15:16:00.021-04:00

We need a black movie awards show- I truly believe this. I've thought this for awhile but forgot about it, until last nite. The Temptations movie came on VH1 last nite and I watched it and loved it like I always do, and it hit me again-We need a black Oscars. The guys in this movie-especially Leon, i love him despite the howudoing rumours-really play the hell out of those characters and need an award for it. But not just any award. Not a damn BET award-nobody wants that shit-I'm talking an Oscar. But since the Oscars have a tendency to overlook us, we will never get the recognition we deserve. I can't be the only one who thinks this?
Anyway, this movie is the shit. I love love love this film and just had to share with you guys a few of my favorite scenes.

When David Ruffin snatches the microphone out of dude's mouth at the concert, I FTFO everytime. For some reason it just cracks me up everytime. So gully. Sooooo gully.

Anyway, enjoy and remember: Without David Ruffin, ya'll ain't nuffin!!!!

Throwback Thursdays

2008-09-18T15:16:00.018-04:00

I'm only 21 so my throwbacks will be basically nineties things but hey, the nineties were a great time, and I love nineties music so don't hate!

Remember this:

I love this song and it's in heavy rotation on my ipod. I wantedto be in Envogue sooooooo bad when I was younger. They were so glamorous and edgy-I loved it. Then Dawn messed it up and they fell apart....... But now they're back and better than ever! Well maybe not ever... but, back and better than we expected! YAY! And I love Mehki getting his video ho on-question though. He was in this video and in "The Boy is mine" so how old is he really? Like dating Envogue and Brandy and Monica? Like there's some age difference/continuity problems in there that I can't point my finger on... is it just me?

Favorite Videos

2008-09-18T15:16:00.013-04:00

I've decided to post a few of my favorite You tube videos. I think that you can find out a lot about a person based on their favorite things, so here's a peek into the mind of collegegirl.
In no particular order-although this is high up on the list-this is the first feature in the favs.
Collegegirl Entertainment Presents:

"Omazing Grace"

Poll Results

2008-09-18T15:16:00.002-04:00

66% of people say never to being barefoot in the bathroom. 33% said maybe. I agree with the majority with the never. Anyways, thanks for voting and letting me know what you guys thought.

I've been blogtagged- YAY!!!!!

2008-09-15T14:55:00.001-04:00

I'm an honest blogger? Of course I am :) YAY!!!! I would like to thank Mookie and Booboo and Kiki and Telifakisliwaeisha, and Toodfkleireefa and 'nem and.......

Okay so I've been blogtagged by Nina from A cure for boredom

Okay-so first: The Rules

1. When you receive the prize you must write a post showing it, together with the name of who gave it to you and link them back.

2. Choose a minimum of 7 blogs (or more) that you find brilliant in their content or design.

3. Show their names and links and leave them a comment informing them they were prized with the Honest Weblog Award.

4. Show a picture of those who awarded you and those you gave the prize to. (optional).

5. Add 10 things about yourself.

6. Then you pass it on.

Okay so 10 things about lil' ol me? Just remember that u asked for it....

1. Despite the fact that the url is peacenpatience-I am the most impatient person that I know. I hate to wait for any and everything, but I'm working on it. My mantra is peace and patience becasue I hope to have both someday

2. I love to learn. Love it love it love it. I love to ask questions and be enlightened. I especially love history and philosophy.

3.I HATE people telling me what to do. It tends to make me spiteful and go out of my way to disobey. I'm what you would call hardheaded. I call it free-spirited. :)

4. I've traveled to Europe and fell in love with Switzerland. I want a place there sooooo much. It was so beautiful.

5. If I could live in an art museum, I would. I love art history-especially egyptian art-and I would gladly live all the rest of my days in a museum. Yes I'm just that weird.

6. I am petrified of bugs. I have insectophobia for sure. Big bugs little bugs all bugs-ladybugs too. Don't you judge me!!!!

7. I don't like stupid people. Stupid people meaning those who lack common sense. I just don't get it. Y u so dumb? Y u can't get it?

8. I'm really into astrology. Like a whole lot. I am a true Aquarian from top to bottom. To some that may be a bad thing, to me-hey whatever!

9. Blue is my favorite color with black as a very close second. Blue is a mood to me not a color, it can express everything that you're feeling. EVERYTHING

10.I want to major in everything. I guess that goes back to number 2 with me loving to learn. I jut want to learn everything I can so i want to be like a quadruple major-but only take the classes I want and not what's required... I'm like that-again-please don't tell me what to do.

So, I can't come up with 7 blogs right now- but here's what I've got thus far:

Shadow at-Eternallynumb

DurtyMo at-youknowyoudeadazzwrong

The IPS at- thafeedback

That Bitch! at -Rhymeswithsnitch

Well there you have it people!!!!

Bish Please!

2008-09-12T15:49:00.001-04:00

Bish Please! Rumor has it that CiCi -who let's be honest, needed this damn cover to be semi-relevant again- is contemplating suing Vibe over this pic.

She allegedly was wearing underwear and they 'photoshopped' her out of her clothes. Did they photoshop her knees to her chest too? Cause this heffa is covering up for one reason and one reason only-She was nude!!!!

Again I say-Bish please! No one was checking for u or ur wack ass album until u took ur clothes off and started posing. Vibe should sue her for defamation of character. This bish is crazy. Ya'll know she just trying to drum up interest in her boring ass cause no one cares. She ain't hot. Crunk n' B is dead bish.( Thank Hesus)

I blame Rihanna for this. If RiRi wasn't out there stomping out hoes and turning off they limelight, Ciara wouldn't have to sink to such low standards and shenanigans. Honestly, they should've just put Robin Thicke on the cover and spared us all from Muscle car Ciara.

Why am I even blogging about this hasbeen? Next!!!!!!!

PS. Someone's been taking pose tips from Missy. Close your mouth bish!

Beyaki is back!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-09-12T15:29:00.001-04:00

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do not get me wrong-I do not like or support Beyaki. But, I will not deny that she is a talented singer who makes a few catchy songs here and there. She just gives too much and over sings and she's just too damn much. But I am genuinely glad- for the time being until I hear the trash from the album- that she is back and will be taking back the top of the charts this fall. Why you ask? I've got one word for you:

Rihanna

Rihanna is the Anti-Christ. Period over and out. I am not impressed with her vocals at all whatsoever or her style. Fefe Dobson had that style way before Ms. Fenty and she IMHO rocks it better. Rihanna's stylist deserves all the praise that her client is receiving, but to no avail.

Beyonce please bring some talent back to the charts and save us from the Reign of Rihanna!

I just pray to Sweet Hesus that she's learned from her mistakes and will not:

A-Do anymore Jay-Z collabos

B-Wear anymore Tina Knowles originals (I'm probably asking 4 2much)

C-Over saturate the media with her presence (Again-2much)

D- Ever wear that Etta James wig again. WTF was that?

No matter what she does- the simple fact that Rihanna's reign of terror will be over is too exciting to deny.

All hail Queen of the Wig Crypt!!!!!

We are not worthy we are not worthy....

According to Billboard.com:

Beyonce's third solo album will be released Nov. 18 via Music World Music/Columbia, and will be preceded Oct. 7 by the radio release of the singles "If I Were a Boy" and "Single Ladies."

Didn't Ciara already do like a boy? Hmmmmm....... Oct. 7 is the day that Michelle Williams another DC3 alum drops her album. Hmmmmm.....

Anyway-all r&b/pop hoes better fall back-Rihanna get ur umbrella ready-cuz you know B is gonna make it rain on all you heffas!!!

*Hesus help us all.

Why am I not surprised?

2008-09-12T15:14:00.000-04:00

Well Well Well what do we have here? Michelle Williams aka the other girl in Destiny's Child-will finally be dropping her "highly anticipated" album on October 7 2008. This same day, not one but two Beyaki singles will be dropping.

Why? Why is Michelle doing an album as if people are just dying to cop it and why can't Beyaki let her have her day? That's why I and millions of others- can't stand Beyaki. She is so selfish. She knows damn well that Michelle could use all the help she can get and doesn't need any Beyaki projects dropping and interfering. With friends like that, who needs enemies? Michelle's project has already been pushed back from August to October so....we can already guesstimate how much she's gonna sell.

I just pray that Michelle doesn't kiss Beyaki's ass in every interview like Kelendria does.

So Hesus I call on you to please be a Soundscan and get Tenetria some sales.

On another note-what is up with these names? Beyonce, Kelendria, Tenetria-damn. Ghetto much? Anywho... Pray for Ms. Michelle to go Bronze, which is about 5000 copies more than the tin that Ms. Kelly's album went. SMDH

You can't speak?

2008-09-11T16:00:00.000-04:00

I have to talk about the little* problem that I've been having with my roommate and her friends. Her friends think that they can come into my space, and not speak. Excuse me-come into my space, look me in my face and not speak. Excuse me again-come into my space, look me in my face, hear me speak to them first, and not speak.

Hold up wait a minute. Did you catch what I said? If not-read it again. Don't worry I'll wait... You got it now? Okay good. Now say it with me now-

"Hesus be a forcefield to hold back this $108.00* textbook I'm fittna toss at lightskin o'er yonder!!"

Seriously? I don't understand. Please explain to me how you can come into someones room/space/home/ presence and not speak? Look me in my face and not speak? Are you serious? Not to mention my 'roomie' doesn't introduce these folks either. I'm supposed to know who they are from the few and far between conversations we have when she mentions them.

These rude MF's got another think coming if they think they are gonna be up in my space and ignoring me. They are always here to! Like what is that? Are they homeless? Is their Refrigerator Cardboard Box not roomy enough 4 the whole gang? Playing pictionary and Trivia games* and shit. Get Real and Get out. I can't and I won't.

I had been letting it slide but yesterday I put my foot down-on dude's throat in my mind-and spoke to my roommates BFF. He came in sat at her desk and was quiet. She had left to use the restroom. It's just me and him in silence. I'm like-o hell no not today. As loudly as I could I'm on him like-HI HOW ARE YOU? YOU'RE SHAUN* RIGHT? DON'T WANT TO GET U CONFUSED WITH THE OTHERS.

He looked all startled and confused but he spoke. Told me he sees me around campus-we have the same lunch. Around campus? Dude you see me in my room!!!

Anyways, he told her that he likes me and he thinks I'm funny. Asked her where she's been hiding me. SEOD to him 4 that.Wigga please... I've been rite here but ur ignorant ass has been overlooking. Try to ignore me now....

Has anyone had an issue with this? People looking you in your face and not speaking? Entering your space and being rude? I'm not having it. Because for a minute I thought it was racial. Like these lightskinned people aren't going to acknowledge my presence because I'm black or whatever. But dude was cool last nite so idk. All I know is this:

You will speak to me!

Help Desk

*Little= Big ass problem

* $108.00= Are they serious with these textbook costs?!!!!!!! Really?!!!!

* Trivia games= SEOD. We are in college....... play beer pong or something.

* Shaun=Name changed to protect the rude.

Bafefoot in the bathroom poll

2008-09-10T16:30:00.000-04:00

Take the poll peeps and let me know what say u. Barefoot in the dorm's bathroom-yes no never maybe? Let me know!!!

I of course say never!

Group Projects

2008-09-10T15:49:00.001-04:00

I hate group projects. I LOATHE group projects. I work better on my own. Depending on me, and pushing me, to get ish done-accurately, perfectly and on time-is how I cope. I seriously hate working in groups-especially with my-these-peers. These people are so lazy and don't want to speak up for fear of sounding stupid. So instead you look stupid and piss me off. What a fantabulous* combination. I wind up taking charge, and doing the work, and wasting energy in the meantime.

And all of my profs. seem to think its cute to put these groups together and give us stupid busywork. Not the bizness.

The thing about groups is this: I don't like having to depend on the undependable. I have a 3.8QPA-that should be a 4.0 but that's a post for a different day-and I'm not trying to let it drop lower than a fatherless heffa in her freakum dress in the club. I'm not trying to fail. These profs. think they're giving us automatic friends-right... Choosing to throw us together according to last name is not the proper criteria for friendship. Like seriously: F*ck friends! Failure is not an option. I can't sh!t away my future with a bunch of lackadaisical underachievers! Also, working alone means I work on my time. I'm a type the paper up the night before with no draft or outline kind of girl.* I don't want you rushing me...

Whatever man, what happened to individual work, individual grade? I don't want to share an F, or D or C or even B, and don't want them getting my A for sitting on their asses either.

I'm just venting ya'll never mind me...

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* Fantabulous=the most fantabulous word of them all
*No draft No outline No problem=These be 'A' papers ya'll. It's my process.

I do not have amnesia

2008-09-10T15:00:00.000-04:00

Have you ever had someone have your number and you really wish they didn't? Have you ever had this person call and or text you and not want nothing? Just want to breathe in your ear or send you chain texts and emoticons? It's irritating as hell when guys do it but when it's a girl? Let me explain...

I met this girl in Florida when we were both interns at Disney. I didn't really like her-she was clingy and pessimistic and lazy and slow as hell- but we became friends because that's the thing to do. Anyway, we hung out during the program and she bugged the hell out of me then, but I dealt with it figuring it'll all be over soon enough. Well when I left the program and came home, she kept texting me. Randomly talking about this or that, mentioning people from the program that I didn't know or remember*, and it just got to be too much. I decided enough was enough and I was ending all communication with her the next time she contacted me. *Well, when I got my new phone-her number didn't make the transition. So yesterday when she text me, I wasn't too sure of the number, but I thought it was her so I asked for her name just 2 be sure. Sure enough she texts back: Its Regina*. I didn't know you deleted me out of your phone.

Hold up Ms. Negative! Why is that your first reaction? Its been months since we spoke last and a lot could've changed. I could've lost my phone and lost your number-that happens to me a lot-or I could've forgotten to put ur number in my new phone. Why you gotta jump to the worst-but accurate-conclusion?

Anyway, I decided right then to end this onesided friendship. I told her I didn't know a Regina and I just got this phone and number and I'm so sorry. 4 a normal person that would've been enough right? You text or call someone, they say u got the wrong person cuz they just got the number, and u say okay sorry and u fall back. Right? Right?
Wrong!

This heffa wants to challenge me! She texts back-We interned 2gether in Florida. We worked at this particular place. Yadda Yadda Yadda...
Now I am floored. F-L-O-O-R-E-D. Jaw hitting the ground shocked. I couldn't believe-but really I could-she wasn't letting this go. So I text her back breaking it down-I am not the person ur looking for. I just got this number last week. Don't u understand?
I figured she'd surely get it this time. She didn't text back so I was right...so I thought. O Contraire, she wasn't going down without a fight. 10 minutes l8er she texts-again trying to convince me that we interned together and we know each other and she's like-Aren't you from PA?
All I could think was: I.DO.NOT.HAVE.AMNESIA.BITCH!!!!
Why is she trying to convince me that we know each other like I forgot-when I'm pretending to be another person*? This heffa here!!!!!! I wrote back-cuz 3rd times the charm and I really wanted her to get into this*-I broke it down further like she was slow.
I am not this person u speak of. That person changed their number and honestly if you don't have it then they don't want you to have it. Take a hint!

Yes that was mean but: It worked. She text back: Sorry, I thought you were somebody else.

FTFO!!!!

REALLY?! You thought I was someone else? If that isn't the most obvious statement of the year. I can't and I won't. I'm just glad she finally got it.
I can't be the only one who's done this. I can't be. People just don't be getting the hints ya'll..

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*Remember=Or conveniently forgot
*Contacted me=Cuz I NEVER initiated contact with her. Was that not a hint?
*Regina= Name changed to protect the stupid
*Another person=I know I'm crazy. So what?
*Get into this=I'm a luvmuffin and I heart B. Scott!!!!! :)

Some of ya'll ain't writing well to concerned with fashion"

2008-09-09T17:47:00.000-04:00

Well Well Well... Look at how the tables have turned...

From a Philly girl to a Philly girl, Eve: What the F*ck Boo Boo? O no ma'am!!! Where did you go? You don't rap no more? You too good now to grab a microphone? O Hell Naw!!! I thought you was a pitbull in a skirt? More like a Pomeranian in a clown suit. I am so mad at how you called out other rapptresses with the lyrics in 'Let me Blow your mind':

Some of ya'll ain't writing well too concerned with fashion/none of you ain't Gisele catwalk and imagine/a lot of ya'll Hollywood Drama passed it/cut bitch camera off real shit blast it!

Oh contraire my welldressed canine friend. Who do those lyrics apply to now? Rhetorical!!! It's you boo boo. You the one heating up red carpets instead of tracks.You the one crashing up Maserati's under the influence like u's a socialite. That's Light-skinned people shit boo boo. We don't do that shit. You the one whose album has been pushed back farther then Ne-yo's hairline. It's you who tried to come with some Tamborine shit and tried to pass a MAC lipgloss commercial off as a music video. We were not fooled were we? Hell no! You see, Eve was gonna be on my need to make a comeback list, but y bother? I see that you've betrayed us. You became one of them Glimmer Glammed no concept of reality wishy washy rap chicks. You basically became Lil Kim. And we already have a Lil kim so now what?

You did us Philly peeps dirrrty. You led us to believe you were on some raw rugged shit but Alas! u were not. And we should've saw it coming when you came with that (now defunct) Fetish shit. Fetish?? Come on now! I even bought a Fetish Bag too-"I got it at Ross!"-but still, I bought it. The zipper on that shit broke mighty quick too, but still. I supported. My sister and I still bump 'Let's talk about' with you and Drag-on. (Let's not even go there with Diet DMX) You made us false promises and I don't think its fair.

But who am I? I'm just a lil ol collegegirl blogger who's apparently asking for too damn much when I ask the talented people to come claim they spot and stop letting Mush Mouth rappers (i use the term loosely) and Nasal or Vocoded Voiced singers (again termed loosely) take they place at the top of the charts.

Oh well, at least I can listen to the old shit.

*Logs off and turns up 'Let's Talk About'

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The Help Desk is closed. I very clearly stated every single thing I had to say. That is all.

P.S. Get off the red carpet Bish!! Who keeps inviting you to shit......

Female Mc's-now u see them, now u don't

2008-09-09T17:17:00.000-04:00

Inspired by my last post-yes I inspired myself-I got to thinking: Where are the female MC's? My first answer was: prison. Which is seemingly accurate. You do the math

DaBrat=Convict
Remy Ma=Convict
Foxy Brown=Ex-Con
Lil Kim= Ex Con

Now don't get it twisted, I know there are/ were other female MC's, but who are ya'll tryna fool? They were never relevant. EXCEPT Eve* and maybe Trina. MAYBE Trina.

Anyway, my thing is this: What the hell happened? What is so damn good in prison* that these bishes are falling all over themselves to get there? I mean: o no ma'am. When did this get cool? Like really? PRISON?! These chicks are silly.

I want so bad for Da Brat-the first female MC to even see platinum-to stop popping bishes in they heads with bottles. Yes I've been angry like that 2, and yes she was probably talking out the side of her mouth* and therefore you had to lay the smackdown, but boo boo, no. You can't go around doing stuff like that. Why don't you hit a studio with that much fervor?

And Remy, Remy, Remy: WTF boo boo? I still to this day don't know what u were thinking or which was worse. You committing the crime or you breaking down in court saying you ain't a gangsta. I mean, at least stand by your hoodrattedness. In that one tearful statement, you ended your rap career and your son's bragging*. Just take the punishment like a man. Or well..a woman. After u get out, I'm sure that someone will be checking 4 ur album. NOT ME. But someone...maybe

Foxy Baby!!! I don't even know where to begin. I hate u so much rite now. I was a fan, but u too high maintence. First u went deaf, then u went Naomi, then u went to jail...I just can't keep up with your dramatic ass. Y are you tossing around phones like you Naomi Campbell? British imports can get away with that shit. Brooklyn divas can not. Get back in the studio and make some real ish please? And stop crying over Jay Z. He ain't checking 4 u, he got B now. So bitch simmer down.

Kim- Trying to make a comeback-I c u girl! But can u see u? Can u see the HAM you've been spreading like wildfire? Wtf happened to your face? Looking like the Joker is not the bizness. But i promise to look the other way if you just go back to spitting fire. The Naked Truth was cool but I need you to go back to the basics. Hardcore Kim-you say u the same bish from the escalators-I.Need.Proof. And plz plz plz stop 'borrowing' Biggie's Lyrics. We want to hear from Kim not him. He is the greatest* we know we know...

I'm just saying ya'll. These chicks are depressing. They used to be relevant. They used to inspire*...some. They used to. We need to get back.

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Eve=She fittna get her own post real shortly...
Prison=I'm not even gonna touch that...
Brat= You know that girl was talking smack. Y else would u smack some1 with a bottle? Xactly!
Bragging=Ya'll know her son went to school talking bout'My mama a gangsta. u talk sum shit and she'll dump on you BX style bish!!' But Alas, she ruined that for him.. 'Damn mama, y u acting like a punk?'
Biggie-the greatest to some. NOT ME. But to some.
Inspiration-I'm sure they inspired some hoodrats somewhere. Check out youknowyoudeadazzwrong.com for proof.

I.Do.Want.

2008-09-09T16:58:00.001-04:00

I decided to make a list of Artists that need to launch a definite comeback. This is JMO*. If you gotta comment than leave it. In no particular order

1. Eminem-Eminem is the best wigga ever and he needs to leave Kim's crazy ass alone and make another great LP. Hip hop as well as pop music needs him. Desparately.
2. D'Angelo- They* say that he's working on an album but I.Want.Proof :( He's been thru some serious sh!t and needs to get it together and do it fast. Male R&B singers are a dying breed. Raheem Devaughn and Dwele can't hold it down alone.
3. DMX- I know I know. It seems like asking Hesus himself to pull out a tamborine and crank dat soulja boy will get better results, but I still hope. Like 10 years ago Ruff Ryders were a clique to mess with. Now...They're just a mess. Earl Especially. But I think that if he leaves the rocks alone and the impersonations to the comedians, then he'll be alright. I gotta keep hope alive cause his Lord's Prayer really touches me. *dead
4. Lauryn Hill-Okay so she and Earl are in the same boat wading down Crazy brook but I have to keep the faith because the Miseducation of Lauryn Hill stay on heavy rotation in my IPod. I know she has it in her. Somewhere....deep inside.
5. Redman and Method Man-Hate if you want but I love these guys together, BlackOut is one of my favorite albums and I want another Collabo. WhiteOut maybe?

So...what do u think? Who is on your list of artists that need to hop out that casket and back into the studio? Let me know...

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*JMO-just my opinion
*They- Don't 'They" say a lot? I might have to do a post on things that "they" say. Who the hell are they anyway?

Can I come out before you go in?!

2008-09-09T16:33:00.000-04:00

Okay, so like I said before-I look around me and am terrified because I realize that Iam surrounded by the future, and dammit it looks bleak as hell. You Generation X people and Baby Boomers better save yourselves while you can. Anyway, these people that i must unforunately call my peers are so f*cking rude and ignorant. I could give you an endless array of examples, but I will stick to the topic:
Can I come out before you go In?
Why are you trying to go thru the door i'm coming out of? Why are you trying to get on the elevator before I get off? Why are you trying to go into the stall* that I'm barely out of? Like damn bish can I get my shadow please? I'm saying-that truly pisses me off. These chickadees are so damn rude. Were you raised that way? That you are the Queen/King and that I must bow my head and step aside for you to enter before I can leave? Oh I don't think so boo boo. I wasn't raised that way. The person comes out and then you go in. Especially the elevator. I mean if I let ya'll get on before I get off one of two things will happen
1. The doors will close and I'll have to ride to another floor OR
2. I'll let you pile on then I'll excuse myself thru the crowd and hold up the elevator

Either scenario will piss me off and it will be ugly.

So ignorant asses worldwide-to avoid me going Remy Ma/Da Brat up in this bish, just let me go first okay?

Am I the only one? I can't be the only one.

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* Okay, not the actual stall but you got the point right? :)

Barefoot in the Bathroom-yes or no?

2008-09-09T16:12:00.000-04:00

True Story-

Okay so I'm in college and I live on campus in one of the few remaining old, hot ass dormitories with the old, shaky probably unsafe elevator-u know the type:the doors open before the elevator stops. Anyway, I live there and I -unfortunately*- have to use our very public little girls room. So I go and as I'm washing my hands a small light-skinned* girl darted in barefoot and used the restroom. I'm walking out and she's like 4 steps behind me, already leaving going back into her room which is right across the hall. Okay so...... What-if anything-is wrong with the above scenario?

What is the problem? I'll tell you the damn problem!!!!!! IMHO this little munchkin is a cesspool. Yes I called her a cesspool. This bish went to the bathroom barefoot and did not wash her hands. Barefoot? Really? SEOD for that on the realest level ever. Barefoot in your bathroom is acceptable. Barefoot in the bathroom at school-that is trifling. Plain and simple. People piss on the floor-every chick doen't have perfect aim. We have signs in the hall reminding us-a floor of girls-to flush. That is a sign that all girls are not clean. Ugh!!! And not washing your hands is just self explanatory-ur a nasty bish.

But-maybe I'm overreacting. I mean I don't do barefoot in the bathroom, not even-or should I say especially not-in the shower. I am a shower shoe kind of girl always and forever. Am I wrong? Am I wrong?!

So riddle me this Batman:

Is it or Is it not okay to go BAREFOOT in the BATHROOM?

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* Unfortunately-this bathroom is TRAGIC. The stalls are like coffins and the doors on the stalls don't shut entirely.They think they make it better by writing on the tiles with glitter paint. Uh..No

*Light-skinned=White people. They are not the actual color white, therefore they are lightskinned.

OMG! LOL! REALLY?! HE SAID THAT?!

2008-09-08T17:54:00.000-04:00

I hate gossip girls. Not the show. I luv the show. When I get the chance to catch it I mean. Digressing...I swear, I close my eyes sometimes and I think that I'm in middle school. I mean, we are in college! We are alledgedly adults here. Voting, gun toting, beer swilling adults*! So why do I constantly over hear the most stupid albeit sometimes tawdry gossip and drama? I blame myspace and facebook-amongst countless others- for the corruption of my generation, because most of these conversations end with-'if you don't believe me then go on myspace/facebook'. Because my peers are dumb enough to let their entire lives be seen by the world on these 'networking' sites. Don't get me wrong, I have a myspace and facebook page too but 1) i couldn't tell you my myspace password to save my life and 2) i recently updated my facebook because I joined a club here at school and we have a discussion group. I am not using my facebook to argue with Salisha in Detroit or to flirt with Aaron in LA. Honestly, i hate my generation. We suck. We really do. Kenya said this, Tony did that. So, what r u gonna do about it? Not a gotdamn thing. The way we get all hyped up over the most trivial things is heartbreaking to me. There are so many things going on in this world and we're worrying about Jazmine and 'nem hating on u? Hesus plz help us. We need you!!!

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I might be the only one of beer swilling age amongst these fresh from high school chickadees, but you get the point!

Um...No. Nice Try Though

2008-09-08T17:39:00.000-04:00

So this site is my new favorite site. I'm not gonna keep posting pics from there though-that's DurtyMo's thing :), but I just had to grab this one and comment. Cause I see what she's trying to do, but she doesn't quite pull it off. She's trying to do rite by the big girls and not show off her ass or anything. You know, tryna keep it classy. BUT -and you knew there was a but cuz u read the title of this post-BUT she really doesn't help herself by throwing her stretchmarked arm to the camera. Not that there's anything wrong with stretchmarks*-katt williams told us n!ggas are f*cking either way-its just that this is not the time or the place to display them. Also, the vest-uh no sweetie. Vests are a never unless you can really pull it off. In this case, u get a D- for effort. Her makeup is on point though. IDK. Maybe its just me. I'm nitpicking aren't I? I have a tendency to do that.. I just hate the high school senior year pose. But it is better than the other chicks on this site. Sigh!! I guess I better take what I can get.

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* unless you look like this http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9MrCLXq5ubs/SMVe8YgqsBI/AAAAAAAAAps/5sKU5AoEbzw/s1600-h/herstomach.jpg

These are dance moves?

2008-09-08T17:03:00.000-04:00

What the f*ck is this? This is why I can't hit up the clubs. I am 21 years old and I know that is unacceptable. Did he fall on her? Please tell me he fell on her. Speaking of falling, I went to a Raheem Devaugn concert with my Mom* and some dude FTFO while Raheem was getting it. I was right behind dude and saw him take out 3 chicks! He was burly and one chick was like 'oh hell no'. It was definitely a "TIMBER"! situation.. Anyway I digress... This is not cool. I could not embarrass my mom like that. And this site 7days 7nites is filled with poor excuses for the future. I know these people are my age and not much older. Sweet Minty Hesus I weep for my fallen^ brothers and sisters.

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* Yeah I said my mom! & We had fun too. Chrisette Michele was there and set it off and the dude falling was just a tiny-funny- glitch.
Hesus=Ya'll know that's Jesus :(

You know you dead azz wrong

2008-09-08T16:55:00.000-04:00

My favorite blog I must admit is the aforementioned one. I've never seen such niggardry in all my life but this right here:

is on a whole new level. This is not funny, this is scary. Where are her friends? Don't women know to stick together and look out for their girls? Her "friends" need to catch a serious beatdown. With friends like that, who in the hell needs enemies?

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Photo lifted from youknowyoudeadazzwrong.com

Looks around* We are the future?

2008-09-08T16:43:00.000-04:00

People who know me know that I am witty, silly, funny and unpredictable. I am basically a HAM, sometimes with cheese on wheat. But the thing that’s really got my head reeling is this random thought that popped into my mind recently-I AM THE FUTURE.
GASP!! Seriously, this revelation terrifies me. I mean, I'm a mess. Really I am. But, as I am a Collegegirl-IUP stand up!!! (No seriously-sat down. ugh) I look around me and realize that my peers are the future too. And that is the scariest thought of all. I mean-these bishes dress like they hitting up a Lil Wayne video shoot every time they step out they dorm room to go to class. Stilettos? Everyday? To History 195? Hoes please. I am scared for the future because I know that I can’t single handedly save the world. I’m collegegirl not supergirl dammit! But I will try. That’s all that I promise. I will try..

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HAM= Hot Ass Mess
IUP= Indiana University of PA